kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
We had an amazing comeback to beat Duke, got biscuits vs. Wake and then stole a game at State in OT, all in the same week. There should be no kvetching here.
My mind’s telling me class, but my body, my body’s telling me bed.
To the girl who screamed “Go Duke!” at me from her car and then laughed when I jumped: Yeah, the thought of cheering for D00k is pretty terrifying.
My professor told us rats don’t have gallbladders — he used Coach K as an example.
I’m starting to think that the Alpine Bagel people enjoy watching people with poor spatial reasoning skills try to navigate their line.
To my housemate with the missing pet rat: I may or may not have been involved in his disappearance.
UNC logic: require only one semester of English but two more semesters of a foreign language.
To my roommate who drinks three creatine shakes a day without going to the gym: please stop. I can’t sleep at night when your kidneys are crying.