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Kvetching Board for February 28, 2014

kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

We had an amazing comeback to beat Duke, got biscuits vs. Wake and then stole a game at State in OT, all in the same week. There should be no kvetching here.

My mind’s telling me class, but my body, my body’s telling me bed.

To the girl who screamed “Go Duke!” at me from her car and then laughed when I jumped: Yeah, the thought of cheering for D00k is pretty terrifying.

My professor told us rats don’t have gallbladders — he used Coach K as an example.

I’m starting to think that the Alpine Bagel people enjoy watching people with poor spatial reasoning skills try to navigate their line.

To my housemate with the missing pet rat: I may or may not have been involved in his disappearance.

UNC logic: require only one semester of English but two more semesters of a foreign language.

To my roommate who drinks three creatine shakes a day without going to the gym: please stop. I can’t sleep at night when your kidneys are crying.

I’m a lifelong liberal, but living in Chapel Hill makes me want to vote Republican just out of spite.

To the girl in the UL listening to instrumental Frozen on repeat: I think it’s probably time to Let it Go.

Does anyone else find it ironic and disturbing that “Duke Energy” measures our noise levels at the Dean Dome?

If a big event at UNC isn’t commemorated by an entrepreneurial T-shirt, did it every really happen?

“Today, I’m teaching you how to build HTML: Google it. Bye!”- COMP 101 professor.

You know you’re starting to become sad about graduating when even Davie and Hamilton look beautiful to you.

To the bus driver who nearly closed the doors on me as I tried to exit: RU kidding me?

If State thinks we are rivals, then why can I get two tickets to the UNC-State game?

To all the State fans sitting around me at the game: No, I don’t know how to read. No, I don’t go to class. And no, you can’t have our foxhole buddy Marcus Paige.

To the frat stars playing football while landscapers trim their bushes: It’s actually your white male privilege that needs a trim.

I saw the sign for Humans vs. Zombies in the Pit today. When are they going to be honest and start calling it Virgins vs. Virgins?

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’

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