Kvetching Board for February 7, 2014

kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

I, for one, am glad James Michael McAdoo is better at playing basketball than he is at growing facial hair.

To my dry and uninspiring organizational behavior professor: How can I count on you to effectively teach motivation theory when you can’t even motivate me to come to class?

Shoutout to Andrew Powell for singing “Let It Go” in the Pit like a real man. You earned my vote for SBP.

Read the old diary of a past Tar Heel in Wilson Library the other day — she talked about staying up until 3 a.m. all week and being high on tranquilizers during class. It’s nice to know some things never change.

To the football player jamming out to Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated” in the library: Your headphones aren’t plugged in.

Shoutout to yours truly, turning down an invitation to go out for the first time since I turned 21. #success

Deaf Coconut Hamilton for SBP 2014.

Why is Marcus Paige the only one on our team who can hit a free throw when he’s the furthest one from the basket?

To the plethora of girls whose faces are five shades darker than their necks: Please do your makeup with the light on.

I have come to the realization that the longest relationship I’ve ever been in is with my honors thesis. I don’t know how I feel about this.

Shoutout to everyone else carrying an Orgo book this week: If you can alkylate and hydrogenate benzene, you can ace-ylate this test.

Mark Turgeon, it’s been 27 years since you were a basketball player. Get off the court.

Pro-tip: The UNC Emergency Room has no sense of “emergency.” At least, not until you vomit all over their immaculate waiting area.

Is it immature that seeing the D Express bus made me giggle? #teenageboyhumor

My fellow biology majors, don’t forget when you’re up late studying to specify your Google search for “cleavage.” Sincerely, Library Facepalm.

Sometimes I feel like the only thing DPS makes the campus feel safe from is parking violators.?

Who says athletes don’t have perks? Goin’ out on a limb here, but I’m betting THEY have heat in their bathrooms.

To the guy flossing on the N bus at 2:30 in the afternoon and then putting the used floss into your jacket pocket: Please stop. #thatisall

Shout out to the permanent odor of agar and latex in the lobby of the Mary Ellen Jones building.

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