kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the guy walking around campus with the metal lunch pail, in the words of Jameis Winston, “IF WE GON DO IT THEN, WE DO IT BIG THEN!”
And here I was thinking that St. Patrick’s Day meant Irish beer, not Irish weather.
When it’s just snack time at the Pit Stop and the cashier is like “Are you SURE you don’t need a bag for that?”
To the pizza delivery guy who interrupted my class by saying, “Is this where the party’s at?” You would not BELIEVE how much the answer is “no.”
To all the letter writers of Israel-Palestinian and abortion issues in the DTH, can’t we all just get along?
To the girl who ate Cheerios steadily for an hour and 15 minutes in BIO 202, I commend your appetite but would appreciate a little less crunching next class.
To the guy who emailed the class listserv at 11 p.m. the night before the test asking what it will be on, thanks for making me feel better about my preparedness.