A recent uproar at the authentic Irish pub, Fitzgerald’s, resulted in the banning of the song “Blurred Lines.” We yearn for simpler times when we could listen to respectful songs like 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop” and Lil’ Jon’s “Get Low” at bars and not objectify women from the window to the wall.
Don's family eatery
Fast food has started biting back, at least as far as Russia is concerned. In the same week the Mexican food chain, Mighty Taco, banned Vladimir Putin from all its stores, McDonald’s shut down all of its stores in Crimea. The Red Cross has already begun preparing emergency McFlurry drops for Crimean refugees.
Justice is served
A Pakistani infant was recently charged with attempted murder after his family attacked a group of police. Thankfully, after literally crapping its pants in front of the judge, the baby was let go. Unfortunately, his younger brother is still being held for charges related to embezzlement and tax evasion.
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A journalism professor and football assistant coach have been trying to get the NCAA to allow some athletes to only take 6 credit hours in one semester. While we’re all for athletic reform, we’re not sure if having student-athletes enrolled until they qualify for Medicare is the right way to go.