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Kvetching Board for May 15, 2014

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To WMST Majors: Will you blame the patriarchy if you can’t find a job?

Saunders, Silent Sam and Aycock are all horrible names. Let’s name every building Jesus Hall!

To the squirrel searching the trash can for food: I know Lenoir’s not great, but c’mon, have some dignity.

Dear trees, I’ve never been a fan of golden showers.

There should be a UNC weather app with a picture of the pit preacher if it’s more than 70 degrees out.

The Tar Pit was finally full Sunday! But oh wait, it was because of graduation.

Chipotle is gross hippie Moe’s. Fight me.

Why do sorority girls show up everywhere in odd numbers? Because they can’t even.

How many sex buddies is too many sex buddies?

Apparently WE are the secret sauce, so if nothing else pans out, at least I can work at Good Burger.

Eric Ebron: first round draft pick, second rate proposal planner.

Two years at UNC and all it’s gotten me are Buzzfeed quiz results saying my purpose in life is to “watch all the TV.”

On a scale of one to Pitbull, how often do you interrupt a perfectly good thing?

Graduation is one of those things I thought would never happen, like my grandma getting a facebook or Clay Aiken being famous again.

To the UNC Book Buyback who gave me $.50 for my paperback of the history of the Reformation: Is a Subway sub really worth 10 times more than that book?

How I Met Your Mother — I got on Instagram on Mother’s Day.

Is our football team going to be good next year? Because it feels a bit draft-y.

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