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Kvetches for August 22, 2014

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Yik Yak: Giving unpublished kvetchers another shot since 2013.

Where am I supposed to procrastinate now that the second floor of Davis has been remodeled?

To the guy who flooded the New West bathroom by clogging the urinal ... ?actually, I’m not sure there’s anything left to say.

My “History of Dance” class has a former Dallas Cowboys dancer, an all-American clogger and a champion Irish step dancer, and I’m just over here like “’So You Think You Can Dance’ is a pretty cool show, right?”

I can’t believe I have a test on the second day of class. Friggin’ Alert Carolina.

It’s such a relief to come back to school and walk around my beautiful, construction-free campus with no detours or excessive noise.

DTH — begging for kvetches doesn’t make me feel good about the rest of the year with you.

Sakai and ConnectCarolina were down twice in the past week. How many times has the donations page has been down in the last year?

The summer kvetches were terrible. And yes, that was just a kvetch about kvetching.

To the club that sent out Facebook invites in July for their fall interest meeting: It’s too early for that shit.

It’s hard to take a class seriously when the entire syllabus is in Comic Sans.

I wonder how much Toppers paid UNC to get access to the listserv ... or maybe they just recruited the ConnectCarolina 2.0 guy to hack into the system.

To the girl outside of Cobb Deck who exclaimed “I am wearing pants!” I thought that would be a given.

For all the new frat-tastic freshmen, college is one of the only times of your lives to be unique. Don’t fall for it.

The “I’m a SENIOR who the $#@! are you?” sticker is terrifying because it reminds me I only have one more year to get my $#@! together for the real world.

Welcome to UNC: The University of Never-ending Construction.

To the guy who asked if he should get to the Old Well at 6 a.m. on FDOC: Your dreams of a 4.0 will fade faster than your overachieving enthusiasm.

Dude, where’s my quad?

ECON 101 – I take that. Rams Dining Hall – I eat that. But I’m not a first-year.

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