kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
I didn’t realize it was recycling day until I saw a shirtless bro hauling two full bins of cans and beer boxes to the curb next to the community garden. Thanks for being the face (and abs) of the environmental movement.
To the construction in the quad, my roommate has laid more things than you have laid bricks since FDOC. Get it together.
What’s the most fashionable accessory in Chapel Hill? Back sweat.
To the guy whose computer randomly started blaring Taylor Swift in the middle of Davis, you belong with me.
The automatic-flush toilets on Davis 2 be like, “I’mma let you finish, but ... oh wait, no I won’t.”
To the guy who put on a surgical glove to carry his sandwich, what exactly was on your sandwich?
To the librarian who was rude to me on HSL chat, I didn’t realize HSL stood for Hella Snarky Librarians.