TO THE EDITOR:
I am writing to discuss the baaaaaah-d, egregious errors in your “Where Are Those Goats?” article of the Sept. 16 issue. How dare you not include more goat-based puns in your hard-hitting investigative reporting. Come on, I don’t want to goad you into doing this; it would be-HOOF you to do it yourselves. Why did you not go with ‘YA HERD?’ for a headline or “Vincent van Goat” for a sculpture theme? I’m not kidding you really are PASTURE prime, DTH.
Fedor Kossakovski, ’16
Chemistry, Creative writing
