Is EVERYONE sick? We know college campuses are breeding grounds for disease, but we thought moving off campus would help. It didn’t. And the awful thing about this particular plague is that it’s not bad enough to prevent you from functioning — it just makes everything suck a little bit more.
A Minor success
From one semi-anonymous source to another, QuickHits would like to commend The Minor for its outstanding recent work. “Quad guitarist announces fall quad tour” and “Search continues for missing Honors Carolina benefits” in particular are gems; its take on the old UNC ad is sublime. Are we threatened? Maybe a little.
Robin Thicke is a big...
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The wannabe soulman’s deposition in a lawsuit over plagiarism in “Blurred Lines” leaked this week. Thicke said he exaggerated his level of authorship of the song and denied any similarity to Marvin Gaye’s track, somehow making this sadder. We’re more desperate for him to disappear than he is to “get her back.”
CCI Outrage
The reaction to yesterday’s CCI printer disaster divided the student body into two camps: it elicited real outrage from people who love school and mock outrage from people who had totally forgotten about that paper. Things seem back to normal, but we’re crossing our fingers professors haven’t noticed.