Every time a UNC student registers for English 666: Queer Latino/Latina Photography, a Republican state representative burns their tongue on too-hot coffee.
Finally, my GPA is higher than the price of gasoline.
The new edition of “Sports Ethics” edited by Jan Boxill has arrived in the campus bookstore for spring semester for Philosophy 266. Seriously. Will it go on sale with the Wainstein report as a buy one, get one free?
Registration time — when “How are your green circles doing?” is a reasonable question.
A good thing about election season is that there’s no shortage of salt afterward.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by procrastination. But you don’t have to do it right now.
What if Thom Thillis’ first thing on his agenda is to make The Real Silent Sam into The Real Silent H?
To my anatomy and physiology exam: how could you be so “heart”less?
Overheard: “I would be an anarchist, but I love Domino’s too much.”
Once upon a time, in an imaginary and magical place, a girl registered for all of her classes on the first try.
And upon hearing of Thom Tillis’ election, Gary never returned to a North Carolina campus again, satisfied that his work here was done.
I am beginning to wonder if Coach Fedora even understands that his players are students, enrolled in actual classes and responsible for certain behaviors. What a bother.
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They’re taking away Qdoba, and I haven’t even gotten over Jamba Juice yet.
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