kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.
To “token conservatives”: When the political party you represent stops supporting optional hand washing and vaccines, then we’ll take you seriously.
To the girl who slammed the bathroom door to the stall next to me so hard that it popped my door open mid-pee: what did it ever do to you?
For all the information you need to know, I’d like to point people to howdovaccinescauseautism.com.
I saw a bird get a worm at 10:30 a.m., which I’m choosing to take as definitive proof that the early bird does not necessarily always get the worm, and also that we should just give up 8:00 a.m. classes.
It’s always good when the guy at BSki’s answers the phone with, “Hi, are you still located at Davis Library?” Yes, I never left.
Thanks to my statistics class, I can calculate the correlation between days until graduation and my increasing sense of panic. But in my yoga and scuba classes, I’m learning how to breathe, so it’s going to be OK.