UNC won’t let seniors leave without one last act of highway robbery — $90 for regalia they’ll never use again. This only works because parents, at their most sentimental, would justify any expense to give their children one last “real college experience.” Don’t take advantage of our parents, UNC. They’re nice.
Carmichael Classic
Shout out to the women’s basketball team for its buzzer-beating victory against Ohio State on Monday night in Carmichael Arena. We’re hoping that electric atmosphere of a home NCAA game will grow the team’s fan base and encourage folks to consider hosting a mens’ game at Carmichael one day.
Board of Wusstees
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The Board of Trustees failed to make a decision about the renaming of Saunders Hall on Wednesday, even after some awesome speeches from students. Our theory is that whatever decision the BOT makes will happen this summer when no one’s on campus and senior activists have left. Prove us wrong, please.
Welcome back, PJ
Alert Carolina! PJ Hairston is back on Twitter as of a week ago. His tweets so far contain nearly as many emojis as letters, which is probably for the best. But we’re actually looking forward to the privilege of enjoying his social media hijinks now that we’re no longer sharing a campus with him. Watch out, Crown Town.
