kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the girl right in front of me who spent all class period on distracting BuzzFeed quizzes: no, I don’t think your friends would describe you as “focused.”
To the girl in the Health Sciences Library picking up her iPhone and dropping it on the table every five seconds: Use iMessage on your laptop before we see how good that Otterbox really is.
To the refs officiating the championship game: Check your voicemails. You missed a few calls.
J.P. must have jumped too high and hit his head.
Newton’s First Law of Basketball: A play which goes out of bounds is called out of bounds unless acted on by Justise Winslow.
Thank you humidity and the NCAA championship game for reminding this senior that graduating is literally HELL.
Shout out to the L.A. Times crossword on Monday for 4 down. Clue “complain”. The answer started with “k” and ended in “vetch.”