Apparently the refs at the UNC-Wake game think catching the football is the sign for signaling a fair catch.
I was sitting at a table next to this annoying, loud girl for an hour and a half, and when she got up to leave I noticed she was wearing a Dance Marathon sweatshirt — figures.
Daily Tar Heel, hang your head in shame. No mention of Switzer’s heads-up, EPIC punt return! THE FAIR CATCH THAT NEVER WAS! Hopeless romantics, let’s shed some tears!
To The Daily Tar Heel writer who wrote that James Michael McAdoo was the “big man with four names”: What’s up with that?
People that work at 7-Eleven stores must be the smartest people in the world. They always seem to know what you need, no matter what it is that you ask for.
It’s decided! I’m going as Pam Hemminger for Halloween.
Kvetches so dull since the Class of 2015 left. I guess if we were as good at getting jobs as we were at being funny, we wouldn’t be in our underwear watching Drake dance all day.
All these complaints about this year’s Kvetching Board is proof that literally everyone is a critic.
Why does Hamilton only have two elevators? I refuse to walk to the fifth floor, and I also refuse to wait 30 minutes for a ride. That is the real reason I have a zero in my POLI 100 class.
As a pencil enthusiast, I am deeply troubled by the lack of pencil sharpeners on this campus.
F*ck this hot weather. And by hot, I mean anything at or above 70 degrees.
Do not complain about people who are out registering voters, complain about the people who do not register.
I refuse to go to Campus Health, it should do home visits.
Let us all take a moment of silence for all those affected by the current pumpkin shortage — fall is not fall without pumpkins.
Hey DTH letter-writers, quit endorsing the wrong people for Chapel Hill Town Council. Some of those people are crazy.
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