Here are some things that lasted longer than Grayson Allen's trippy indefinite suspension
Grayson Allen, a Duke Men's Basketball player, was suspended by Mike Krzyzewski "indefinitely" for being caught tripping an opponent for the third time since last year. However, this suspension only lasted for one game (which they lost).
This has resulted in rising concerns about the Duke community — do they know what "indefinite" means? I went to dictionary.com for them to provide a basic definition, you know, for next time.
1. not definite; without fixed or specified limit; unlimited:
an indefinite number.
2. not clearly defined or determined; not precise or exact:
an indefinite boundary; an indefinite date in the future.
So, in light of our hatred for the worst team in the world being so lenient with the childish actions of one of their "star" players, I’ve comprised a very accurate and short (much like his "indefinite" suspension) list of things that last a longer time than Grayson Allen’s suspension:
1. The drive to Duke
2. First Day of Classes (or FDOC)
3. My hangover on New Years Day
4. Getting a drink at Starbucks
5. The Bee Movie (is this still funny to people?)
6. Waiting for an STD test to come back #negative #checkyoself
7. The time it took for the Elon basketball player, Steven Santa Ana, to get back up after falling
8. My phone battery’s life
9. The time it takes for Chipotle to run through you
10. The time it takes for nail polish to dry
11. Amazon Prime shipping time
12. A cold
13. Forever 21’s return policy
14. R Kelly’s rap opera, "Trapped in the Closet"
15. Kim Kardashian’s absence from social media
16. A menstrual cycle
17. The time it takes to swipe left on everyone on Tinder
18. Kanye’s album, "The Life of Pablo"
19. One episode of "Westworld"
20. Doing laundry
21. The time it took for Grayson Allen to apologize
22. The average lifespan of a house fly
23. Formal recruitment for Greek life
24. The time it takes North Carolina to clear snow (I’m a New Yorker, so it’s pretty slow for me).
25. The walking time from South to North campus