While all you NARPs have been out turning up for a week straight, I’ve been perfecting my hustle. What’s a NARP? That’s just what us hardworking, determined, committed, successful, beautiful student-athletes call non-athletic regular people (Just kidding, we don’t really. It’s more of an urban legend, like Bigfoot or the campus whistler).
But while you’ve been relaxing and I’ve been grinding, a new meme has taken over the Twittersphere, and it’s targeting me and my fellow student-athletes.
Apparently, the internet thinks it’s funny to mock how incredibly devoted, persevering and diligent student-athletes are. People living their normal, boring regular people lives think they’re just as busy as us student-athletes.