Forest Theatre, a great place to go for a run, attend a play, yoga class, or puppet show and enjoy nature — to an extent.
Part of the theatre’s whimsical, folksy charm has been ruined as of late. Runners and people taking their dogs on a Sunday morning stroll have been forced to bare witness to first-years fulfilling every bad HBO comedy stereotype about discovering yourself in college.
The outdoor theatre is one of several UNC landmarks that has been soiled by mediocre undergrad hook ups. Other places include Old Chapel Hill Cemetery, Coker Arboretum, Davis Library, the Hinton James laundry room and Genome G200.
Listen, we get it — shows like Pretty Little Liars, Teen Wolf and Riverdale have made the thought of hooking up in your biology classroom after hours sound attractive.
And doing it on a lofted twin bed in your dorm room isn’t fun for anyone, and will probably end in a trip to UNC hospitals.