Yeahyeahyeah, it's that time of year again. The one where all the "basketball fanatics" gather in flocks of sky blue for a once a year, highly anticipated sensation! Want in on the action? Well then, there’s this thing called the Dook - UNC game, and here’s where you should watch it...
In the Smith Center with all the other people
I’ve never personally done this, and I’m too messy to remember to put in for the lottery, but it seems like a great time. Don’t have a ticket? Plenty of people on Facebook pages are selling really expensive envelopes with free tickets inside of them. Is the world of $140 envelopes with complimentary tickets too much for you? Sneak into the stadium the night before on a food cart and camp out! Steal some tranquilizers, have a good friend stuff you into an extra-tall box and mail your unconscious body into the stadium! Cut a wholly large whole-ass hole in the Smith Center’s ceiling and rappel in all cat-burglar like! Do what you gotta do.
On your laptop while you write a paper and pregame with your friends