Because this is a family newsletter, I won't mention the national holiday that some celebrate on this date. Instead, I will direct your attention to tonight's wholesome, town-wide activity to round out Senior Week 2017: Senior Bar Golf.
For those who are unfamiliar, it's basically a bar crawl for seniors, except everyone dresses in visors, madras, argyle and cardigans. To prepare for tonight, we interviewed Ryan Schocket — former DTH assistant editor and someone whom I once saw cry on command to get free pizza from a drunk guy — to get some tips from a seasoned bar golfer.
See y'all Monday; I'm pawning newsletter off on Rachel tonight so I can hit the driving range.