Happy noon, readers! The sun is fully shining, the campus is crowded and the end of summer is approaching. I'm assuming all of these things (except the passage of the seasons) because I don't write this newsletter in real time, just like I'm assuming that y'all are more likely to read this thing in the middle of the day than in the wee hours of the morning. Let me know if I'm right or wrong at email@example.com.
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