Good Morning and Happy Thursday!
When I was a tiny youth, I, as all tiny youths do, wanted the boys on my street to like me.
These boys didn't want anything to do with a girl though, which presented as a massive obstacle to my efforts. As I sat in their backyard watching them toss a football, I concocted a master plan: I would make them teach me how to throw a football.
It was genius. If I knew how, then I could play with them and be their best friend. So I asked, and to their credit they did attempt to teach me. Unfortunately for them, my athletic abilities, even at that tender age, were highly limited and I ended up throwing it over a fence somehow.
Unlike the frisbee that my dad drilled me on how to toss, the football was not my forte. During the ACC Kickoff, the UNC football team was found to also have potential offensive issues due to a lack of a consistent quarterback. Hopefully they figure it out more than I did.