Ryan's Rythyms: Headbang in Your Room Playlist

I get it — fall break was too short. Even after the break, you feel like you need a break. I also understand that the name of this series is offensively stupid. The other alternatives were "Schocket Songs" and "Schocket Symphonies." The desk apologizes.

This is a playlist to hype you up — for the all-nighters and for all the bullshit you will have to soon deal with. These are the songs to head bang to in your room, preferably with the lights off. The other day, I did that after watching an episode of "Law & Order: SVU" and legitimately started to get scared, so I turned on my desk lamp, which has a dead spider inside of it. I look at it every night before bed and think, "I should remove that."