We need to talk about Megan Fox's thumbs

Megan Fox is finally starring in things I actually want to watch, and I'm happy about it. It's just been too long since "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" and my personal favorite, "Jennifer's Body."

Megan Fox temporarily replaced Zooey Deschanel on “New Girl” while Zooey was on maternity leave. But this blog isn’t about “New Girl.” This blog is about a great American mystery — Megan Fox’s thumbs.

While watching one of the episodes (all of which were incredible) one of my roommates said, “She’s pretty but her thumbs just freak me out.” I quickly googled the thumbs and, oh my god. You have to see them.

Source: meganfoxthumbs.com

This is proof that everyone has a flaw. Before this, you thought Megan Fox’s flaw was that she couldn’t stop Shia from going crazy. But maybe that was inevitable, because her single flaw is her freaky toe thumbs. Nobody is perfect. Megan’s just a lot closer to perfect than everyone else. (I left out her last name so it would feel like I’m referring to myself.)

Here is a close up of one toe-thumb.