25 questions and answers every waitress can relate to

1. "Hi, how are you doing today?"

2. "Yes, I am old enough to be waiting tables."


3. "Can I start you off with something to drink?"

4. "No, we don’t have sweet tea."

5. "Yes, I know we are in North Carolina."

6. "No, we don’t have bendy straws."

7. "Yes, I understand your reasons for loving bendy straws and will make sure to tell the owner we should get some."


8. "You guys ready to order?"

9. "Still need few more minutes?"

10. "Any questions about the menu?  No, take your time. It's fine."

11. "Okay, what can I get for you?"

12. "No, we don’t offer a discount if you get the meal without the sides."

13. "So you want the chicken soft tacos…without the chicken?"


14. "No, we don’t give away toys with our kids meals."

15. "No, your food isn’t ready yet. I promise I’ll bring it out when it’s ready."

16. "Yes, that is cheddar cheese on your burger."

17. "Yes, I’m sure."


18. "Is there anything else I can get for you?"

19. "Extra sauces for everyone? Okay, no problem."

20. "How was everything?"

21. "It was terrible, but you ate it all? What a funny joke that I’ve never heard before."


22. "No the tip is not included on the ticket."

23. *Hopefully* "Do you need change?"

24. *Disappointedly* "Okay, I’ll be right back with that."

25. "Thank you guys for coming in."


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