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Dating a girl with a big heart is a blessing and a curse

Dating a girl with a big heart? Oh yes, it is a blessing and a curse

These are the girls with hair and eyeballs and feet. These girls eat food, drink beverages and use the restroom regularly. They all have a big heart and a stunning array of both fingers and toes.

For all of those big hearts out there, keep pounding. You may sometimes feel misunderstood if the mate of your soul doesn’t know how to handle the size of your heart. I’m here to tell you not to worry your pretty little mind.

Dating a girl with a big heart? When she’s around you her heart will skip a beat.

Just know that it’s called a heart palpitation, and it’s not because of you, buddy!

1. Don’t be some crazy OD jock, okay? Girls with big hearts can experience shortness of breath. If you’re always going on runs or gym crawls, she might want to join. Hit the couch, brother.

2. Be educated. Do you know what having a big heart even means? It’s called idiopathic dilated cardiomyopathy. Were you thinking we just meant that she was sensitive? Strike one for you.

3. Don’t use harmful substances. She shouldn’t have to be around alcohol and drugs that may worsen the symptoms of her enlarged heart.

4. Encourage naps. Often. She is prone to experiencing fatigue.

5. A possible cause of her big heart is that she is in the final stages of pregnancy. If that is the case, you skipped strike two and are at strike three. I suggest you stop dating and put a ring on it because she is probably equal parts exhausted, sensitive and hungry.

Dating a girl with a big heart is a special experience. More heart, more love, probably! If you are worthy.

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