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Wilson Sink bases entire SBP platform off James Taylor lyrics

At the Student Congress Student Body President debate, candidate Wilson Sink dug deep into his North Carolina roots as he released his platform to the student body for the first time Tuesday.

“I've seen fire and I've seen rain. I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end," he said. "I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend."

Sink attempted to persuade female students of his qualifications using tactics such as excessive hair flipping, mention of his long hours spent mentoring underprivileged children and his demonstration of a variety of knot-tying techniques, as only an Eagle Scout could.

For his closing statement, Sink brought his guitar out from his lectern and led the crowd in a sing-along of “Carolina In My Mind."

“I would probably describe him to my friends as a perfect blend of Flynn Rider and Marco Rubio,” A female Sink enthusiast swooned. “He has my vote.”

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