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The only blog you need to be productive this summer

How to be productive this summer: a comprehensive guide of exactly what you should do all day, every day.

Wake up from your comfortable 11 hours of sleeping. You don’t actually have to get out of bed, never fear. 

I like to recommend 12:00am - 11:00am.

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That certain timing will let you watch the first half of "The Tonight Show," or you can watch a two hour movie at 10:00pm and be finished by midnight.

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After you wake up from your snooze, just lay there. 

Go on Instagram, check Snapchat 10-12 times, look at political rantings on Facebook and perhaps scroll through Tinder to see if there is anyone left in your area that you haven’t swiped left.

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Time to get out of bed. This one is tricky. Place your legs on the side of the bed and slowly step down, bending your knees to adjust them to the weight you’ve placed atop of them.

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Draw a bath. This is perfect for preparing you for your busy day of activities ahead.

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Use a bath bomb or two from Lush. Make sure you use the expensive one with the rose petals and moisturizing beads. Repeat everyday because #YouAreWorthIt.

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Take your time, ladies and gentlemen. Now we’re on to the grooming aspect of your day. Make sure your hair is ‘on fleek’ as the kids say, and ensure that your eyeliner is sharp enough to kill a man.

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Now onto our busy day of activities!

Buy a can of spray paint of your color reference.

Mist it onto the nearest surface.

Wait.

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Watch.

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Appreciate.

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If you tire of that chore, there’s grass that you can watch grow.

Then it’s time for the best part of the day – BEDTIME.

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Tip: disperse meals into small snacks constantly throughout the day with no real food of substance. 

This includes only donuts, Twizzlers, Skittles and Diet Coke.

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