Kiana Cole (worked on a documentary over break) and Alison Krug (watched “Moana” twice on a flight) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
You: My Spring Break was really boring, but my friends did really cool stuff. What should I say to impress them?
You Asked for It: While Suitemate Suzie used her Spring Break to research DNA repair systems in cancer cells with Nobel Prize-winning, UNC-Chapel Hill chemist Aziz Sancar in the Amazon Rainforest, and while Classmate Carl was mapping out how his undergraduate thesis on game theory models of microeconomics in Prussia from 1525 to 1527 is going to look, you napped a lot and went outside once to get your pizza.
You were doing research, too.