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Don’t be afraid to look good, ladies

September 18, 2009
Guest Columnist

New York Fashion Week has arrived. I’m using this time in the year to foster reflection on what we put in our closets and on our backs.

As you read this and think about what your own personal style means for you, fashion week will come and go. It will showcase what we’ll be wearing come spring, before we even get into our winter coats. But, at any time during the year, I want you to dress it up.

Poring over photos and articles of Marc Jacobs’ new spring collection, I noticed that the designer chose not to accompany his East-meets-West theme with high heels — flats and sandals with everything.

It’s a bold move, because everyone knows that high heels make the wearer look better, leaner and sexier.

I think flats are fine with garments retailing in excess of $3,000, but I’m making a call to the ladies of our campus to bring back the high heel this year.

The simplest pair of jeans that you wear every day can be made into your favorite outfit just with an inch or so boost in the height of your heel.

I asked a few UNC girls what their preferred footwear was.

They, of course, said keeping a pair of heels intact while walking the uneven bricks on campus was next to impossible.

They said they loved to wear them when they go out on the town, trying their best to dress to impress. Some said, sadly, that they caused blisters.

The last group has an easy problem to fix: Buy the correct size, not too loose nor too tight. Not all women wear the right-sized shoe, and of those even a smaller portion have blisters.

Feet are rugged.

A little high-heeled femininity really helps the ruggedness to be wrung out.

And where’s the lipstick? Most girls I spoke with on this subject were either afraid or reluctant to smear color on their lips.

They thought it made them look like they “tried too hard,” as one girl put it. Some said their fear stemmed from looking like their grandmothers. They associated lipstick with the color red and conjured up memories of “Leave it to Beaver” in Technicolor.

Lipstick doesn’t have to be red, although it is much appreciated. But it is predominantly red because of our species’ inherent laws of attraction.

The same principle can be applied to the long, slenderizing effect high heels have on the legs, as having longer legs is associated with higher fertility. Red lips and red cheek color show that the female circulatory system is doing its job, and a bit of accentuation doesn’t hurt.

Lipsticks can be of a more moderate tone, if not nude. They smooth out the various imperfections on the lips and make them a uniform color. Gloss doesn’t do that alone.

All the makeup artists I know line the lips, apply the lipstick and top it off with a coat of gloss. The attractive properties of gloss on lips are evident.

Combined, as some of the girls said, you will “stand out.”

Four-inch heels and red-orange lips aren’t the best way to duck under the cover of a crowd at a party.

If you want to stand out, use these tricks of the trade. They’re proven, and there’s a reason they’ve been passed down to the generations before us.

I’m a patron of the arts; most definitely the art of attraction.

Justin Chandler Wilcox is a sophomore philosophy major from Hickory. Contact Justin at justinchandlerwilcox@gmail.com.

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Fashion is the style and

Fashion is the style and custom prevalent at a given time. In its most common usage however, "fashion" describes the popular clothing style.
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Tit 4 Tat

Columns like this one make me feel like wearing heels, so I will be prepared to shove my size10 Italian up a deserving a$$.

lol

this guy is never getting laid. not on this campus anyway

But before you set your facebook to private...

Let me quote a post from Mr. Wilcox's facebook in response to the negative comments he's been getting:

"Justin Chandler Wilcox - tee hee. bunch of feminist dikes.Yesterday at 4:30pm"

Nice, Daily Tar Heel. I'm so glad you're allowing the campus paper to give a guy who calls women dikes because they don't want to wear heels all day on campus some attention. For shame.

Good Lord!

I think this kid should use this completely stupid and poorly written column as a lesson- make your facebook profile private.

Seriously, it's one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Miss J, do yourself a favor right now and examine your privacy settings.

I'm 6 feet in heels. OK then.

I'm 6 feet in heels. OK then.

LOL trolled

LOL trolled

Oh, my poor boy.

If I'm going to be patronizingly told about fashion, feminine wiles and the "art of attraction," I'd rather be instructed by someone who has a semblance of knowledge on any of the above subjects.

Not only are your tone and content offensive, but that your writing style would be worthy of one of the country's best college newspapers is ludicrous. Did you do any research at all for this article beyond scanning Marc Jacob's collection and putting a few un-cited references to banal quotes? This work wouldn't have passed in my high school yearbook.

Finally, I would rebuke you for the sexist drivel that is your article, but many of my wonderful members of the UNC female community have already done so rather eloquently. I will, on that note, simply direct you to the book, "The Beauty Myth" by Naomi Wolf.

Finally, I suggest that rather than revel in all of your "hate mail," as you proudly call it, that you do what you hoped of your own readers; if you expect to give advice to the women of UNC, at least ponder that which you receive in return.

Yet, from the egotistical nature of your self-created webprint, I fear this message will fall to the wayside as you focus on the upkeep of that lovely high-school boy hair and aladdin goatee of yours. Sexy cargo shorts, btw.

What century are YOU in?

Oh, my poor sophomoric sophomore, Justin. You have so much to learn. But please, do us a favor, and don't bother us with your immature ideas. Grow up a little first.

hmmm...

When I read this, I assumed it was a weak attempt at satire. Is this supposed to be serious?

About the Author

Here's the "about me" section of the author of this article posted for everyone on facebook to see:

"I'm a high maintenance mogul living every second to the fullest. My life is about self-indulgence and is filled with excess and consequentially success. I'm a flirty WOMANIZER (emphasis is mine) looking for the female version of me: gorgeous, with impeccable taste, and is socially aware."

Dude... seriously?
Well, at least you're honest.

P.S.
This kind of callous article is something I would expect from a publication like "The Carolina Review". It's surprising to find it in the DTH, but not too surprising as we all know they like to stir up these two-week-long back and forth letter to the editor fights.
At least, over the next two weeks, most people will see, through the letters in their college paper, that feminism is still needed in our society.

Wow, and here I thought I was at college.

Last I checked, I was paying thousands of dollars and putting in 50 hours of study time every week to earn my BA, not my Mrs.

"Feet are rugged. A little high-heeled femininity really helps the ruggedness to be wrung out. "

I'll stay rugged, thanks. Rugged is sexy, too. Right on, mebarbee.

Or better yet, how about being here to learn - and letting this nonsense fall to the wayside.

Heels and lipstick in 8:00 am seminar don't impress anyone if you haven't put in the work.

There's a lot of interesting material you could take from fashion week - discussion of model body size, the changing faces of design, how the economic downturn is impacting fashion, or even how fashion week is being celebrated here in the triangle - this article though, it's just an insult to the women of UNC.

You seriously think that the

You seriously think that the only reason high heels hurt girls' feet is because we are wearing the wrong size? I'm wondering how you came to be such an expert on this issue. How often do you walk across campus in heels, Mr. Wilcox?

My 'rugged' size eleven feet

My 'rugged' size eleven feet are an unprecedented force of beauty. I couldn't possibly dream of confining them to a dull set of heels. Any other suggestions for luring in a charming member of the opposite sex? (That is why I came to college, you know). Apparently my thoughts, feelings, ambitions, and inspirations do not matter when it comes to the inherent laws of attraction.

You know, you're perfectly

You know, you're perfectly right. I really shouldn't mind setting myself up for chronic foot, leg, and back problems. Afterall, if you'd think I look better, what's there to lose??

See the following...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/graphic/2007/05/07/GR2007050700484.html
I hope you're 'rugged' enough to subject yourself to this as well.