A murder got in the way of any real discussion Monday night at a student body presidential forum hosted by BoUNCe, UNC’s satirical magazine.
The forum began by giving each candidate the chance to state his platform, but the abrupt death of moderator Joey Rasmus quickly changed the focus of the debate.
Will Leimenstoll, Calvin Lewis Jr. and Tim Longest were then interrogated as the prime suspects in the murder. Each managed to prove their innocence and even name a few of the audience members as culprits.
The detective, who coincidentally resembled Rasmus, deputized the candidates and gave them the important task of helping him solve the murder.
Each candidate underwent training, which involved watching a movie and then being quizzed afterward.
The questions were based off the video and were meant to test the candidates’ deductive skills. Leimenstoll scored the highest by answering one and a half questions correctly.
At that point in the forum, the detective then questioned students for willingly signing the candidates’ petitions, which qualified the candidates for the ballot.
The three were told that the moderator’s death was probably caused by food poisoning.
Each candidate’s campaign manager was then required to feed their candidate Vienna sausages.