v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Yesterday I saved two students $125 each, but I don’t want a thank you. I want a kvetch.
To UNC DPS: I encountered a suspicious “package” at Pi Kapp last weekend, but I didn’t alert the authorities.
Filibuster? I barely know her!
To the University of No Connection: Your Wi-Fi sucks.
I drove a golf cart around campus at 40 mph for weeks and finally drove it into a street light. What’s it take to get a kvetch around here?
To Student Stores: How many more championships does the women’s soccer team need to get in order for you to sell their jerseys? One T-shirt in the whole store, really?
To the cute boy at work: I’ve been Pamming your Jim all year. Here’s hoping that one of us makes a move next season.
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