Kvetching board

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the kid in my geography class: Stop watching turtle porn!

To the guy reading “Spiritual Disciplines for the Christian Life” while drinking a PBR at noon on the seventh floor of Davis: The world will never understand you.

To the couple in the sixth floor Davis study room: That was some pretty naked studying.

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

What could be better than waking up to the sight, sound and smell of sewage seeping into my room twice in three days?

Dear Alpine: It’s not your fault, but I just ate the wax paper.

To the guys in my lab: Stop lying to yourselves. Your relationship has moved beyond a bromance.

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

It took more time to deliver my sandwich than it did for the Titanic to sink.

To my boyfriend and roommate: Can I not walk into my room without finding you on his back … on my bed?

Dear roommate: If you are going to spend every waking moment in our room

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Who do I have to blow to get my kvetch chosen?

To the girl in my psychology class: Typing with your pinky finger extended, does not make your typing “fancy.”

To the guy in my POLI 432 class who came dangerously close to dislocating his

shoulder in trying to get the professor to call on him: That’s why he didn’t.

Send in your kvetches

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Dear Justin Wilcox: I saw you Saturday night in your basketball shorts at Qdoba. Don’t be afraid to look good.

To all the guys participating in No-Shave November: Shave — or we’ll start participating, too. Love, the ladies of UNC.

Dear twins: Can you two double team ME sometime? Thanks.

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To every student who composes kvetches in their mind all day, every day: You are not alone.

Dear Bible study group: Thank you for monopolizing the study lounge and singing loudly so that none of us can use the room for what it’s meant to be used for. No, really, we appreciate it.