Kvetches for August 22, 2014
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kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Hey UNC Memes, if you could focus more on being a relic from two years ago and less on being a political mouthpiece, that would be great. Shoutout to the dining hall employees and the DTH for showing up during the snowpocalypse, further proving that all we need to survive is food and kvetches. To the mom who cleaned her son’s room and did his laundry for him in Cobb, can you hit up my room next? Thank you, Davis bathrooms, for teaching me to hold my breath for an ungodly amount of time. It really pays off in swim class. To Emilio Vicente’s campaign manager who backed Andrew Powell at the 11th hour, Frank Underwood would be proud. To the guy smoking hookah from his Camelback, so when exactly did you transfer from App State? Some guy outside Davis just asked me on a date. He tried to call it a “safe walk.” Dildo boy: the hero Carolina deserves, but not the one it will ever need. Good news, everyone: I graduated six months ago, and ConnectCarolina is still making my life a living hell. Wait, did we just elect a student body president for their platform? Is this real life? Breaking News: heterosexual white male wins political election. What if Duke didn’t come because Coach K’s supply of sacrificial puppies was delayed by the snow? To the girl in the Y who said “I don’t even know why teachers require citations,” I don’t even know why you were admitted to this school. To the noisy drummers who live above me in Morrison, you’re really lucky we haven’t set off the fire alarm, because there is a lot of hate fire burning down here. To the Mormons of the world, I’m not talking to you until you return Stilman White. To the person on the bus who had what I’m guessing is the flu, screw Obamacare. You’re paying my medical bills. Another bow tie boy is SBP when we could’ve had the most hipster fresh prez ever. SMH, UNC. Who runs the world? Moreheads. To the girl at the sink next to me in the bathroom, I’m sorry I harmonized with the vibration of your electric toothbrush. It’s been a long night. Send your one-to-two ?sentence entries to ?opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain