2/20/2015 12:52am

Kvetching board for Feb. 20, 2015

If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.

2/12/2015 11:43pm

Kvetching board for Feb. 13, 2015

To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of the union during Wednesday’s vigil: Were you raised in a barn?

2/6/2015 1:29am

Kvetching board for Feb. 6, 2015

I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.

1/23/2015 12:03am

Kvetching board for Jan. 23, 2015

Well, now that Art Pope is about to be UNC president, could somebody please remind me what percentage of college-aged adults voted back in November?

1/16/2015 12:03am

Kvetching board for Jan. 16, 2015

To all the teachers who said, “there is no such thing as a stupid question,” syllabus week will always prove you wrong.

12/2/2014 11:58pm

Kvetching board for Dec. 3, 2014

The one time of year when humanities students all use our algebra skills — to calculate the minimum exam grade needed to pass.