Kvetching Board for Oct. 3, 2014

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

To the girl in Wendy’s talking about how a pickle (like, the edible food kind) made her thirsty: Please, just, no.

I wish my math professors made tests like the UNC defense: not too hard to understand and easy to score highly on.

Bio majors crossing the street from the Genome Science Building during a class change: We’re not jaywalking. We’re practicing herd immunity!

Seriously? Gov. McCrory is coming to speak at UNC on University Day? That’s like Voldemort coming to speak at Hogwarts on Christmas. Let’s put him under the Imperius Curse.

The story of my life, the A bus won’t come... I wait all morn’ only to to be torn up inside... Story of my life.

To my Aaron Samuels: Please ask me what day it is today! #ItsOctober3rd

To the girl who threw her drink on me at Fitzgerald’s because someone else made you spill it: I hope you have a great night and get home safely.

I wanted someone to kvetch about the fraternity assault incident, but everyone I talked to declined to comment.

Failing to gain access to a bathroom stall does not mean try, try, try again. UL, I know of two people who would like you to fix the stall doors.

Seriously considering lighting candles and chanting the words to “The Wheels On The Bus” at the bus stop to try and summon a bus that’s actually on time in the morning.

To the NFL referees who penalized a Muslim player for praying after a touchdown: Did you all get penalized for racism?

Tinder: Oh look, another guy holding a fish. How impressive.

No Alert Carolina message for the Frat Court assault? But hey, at least we’ve got “thurnderstorms” under wraps.

A simple request for my classmate: If every time you move the desk you’re sitting at squeaks like two teenage mice getting it on for the first time, PLEASE MOVE TO ANOTHER DESK.

Acorn drop... Wonder if that means more polar vortex this winter?

To the girl in Davis with a Smirnoff bottle: Everyone has to get through midterms somehow. You do you.

To the new J bus driver who frequently uses the brakes: I experienced more jerks on the bus than I did in elementary school.

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