Owen "Kissin' Cousins" Hassell doesn't wanna let go -- of the No. 1 spot, that is. Kelly "Cletus" is nipping at his heels and hopes to leave him slack-jawed. And Brad "Moonshine" Broders ain't goin' home 'til the sun comes up.
Rachel "Redneck" Carter is hootin' and hollerin' about coming in dead last, but James "Cow Pie" Giza has got somethin' for her. Ian "Pickup" Gordon and Jamie "Muddin'" Agin are too busy spinnin' doughnuts in the farmyard to care.
Joinin' the straw-chewin' herd this week is Jeremy "Wine and Cheese" Ashton.
Maybe he'll teach these bumpkins a thing or three.
