It's rivalry weekend in college football, and for once, the UNC-Duke game will actually be one to watch -- on television, that is, because who wants to go to dumpy Durham?
Unless James "Pseudo Gothic" Giza does some serious choking this weekend -- like Jason Williams did in the NCAA semifinal last year against Indiana -- he will run away with this year's Supreme DTH Picker title.
If Kelly "Not-so-Cameron-Crazy" Lusk predicts decently, she'll have to be content in second place, like so many Dookies that were denied authentic Ivy League status.
Ian "Just Plain Ugly" Gordon and Kellie "Daddy's Money Bags" Dixon are neck-and-neck -- a position many unattractive Blue Devils never find themselves even close to. The struggles of Aaron "Wannabe Ivy Leaguer" Fitt, Tim "New Joisey Native" Candon and Adam "Let's Go Out In Chapel" Hill have been equitable to attempts to pronounce Coach Krzyzewski's name.
But even the worst picker doesn't have it as bad as Paul "Dookie" Doran.
