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Dropping classes

For those students who hated a class SO MUCH that they were willing to stand in line in the rain outside of Steele Building  on Monday to drop it: Why did you wait this long?

AIG

 

Seriously"" AIG? Do you want everyone in America to despise you? Thanks for spitting in our face with these exorbitant bonuses after we just saved you … again. We're done.

Post-spring break exams

 

Dear TAs and Professors: Yes. We mind if you schedule a midterm the Monday we get back from Spring Break. And no. We didn't study over break. Shame on you.

Facebook

Facebook had an identity crisis this week and went all Twitter on us. We'll certainly  miss the classic Facebook days of yore"" but we're sure we'll get over it like we always do.

Anoop

Wow. Anoop Desai's rendition of ""Always on My Mind"" this week on American Idol was the judges' favorite performance of the night — and ours too. You're always on our mind"" Anoop. Keep up the good work!

March Madness

 

Finally we have something to get excited about other than our diminished 401K's and new unemployment benefits. Thank you Tar Heels. We can always count on you to bail us out when we're down.


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