Sand castles
New studies show that playing in the sand at the beach can make one sick. Children everywhere will be upset that their sand castle wasn't a good idea.
School's out
The end of summer school is here. Finish your tests and run. Don't look back. Get to the choppers and get out of here!
CTOPS parents
We're annoyed by parents at CTOPS. Moms won't stop asking us how to get to Jackson Hall"" and dads ask the way to the nearest bar.
Kenan construction
We are happy that construction efforts are improving South Campus"" but students will soon be force to parachute into the pharmacy.
Obama vs. Palin
Obama polls ahead of Sarah Palin in North Carolina in a recent poll for the 2012 election. Who saw that coming? Truly shocking.
Walter Cronkite
In his accomplished lifetime" this premier TV anchorman set the standards for journalists around the world. He died Friday after 92 years.
