In case you missed it, this guy named Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize last week. Come on, Nobel committee, if you like Obama so much, why don’t you marry him?
Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Maine, was the only Republican in the Senate Finance Committee to vote for the health care bill. Sorry, Sen. Snowe, Obama’s already engaged to the Nobel committee.
The Tar Heel Rifle and Pistol Club allocation from Student Congress. Guns are controversial. We’d oppose this, but they’re already getting the ammunition and we’re a little scared of people with guns.