Kvetching board for May 27, 2010

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Did the smoke monster leave the “Lost” island and invade South Campus? Oh wait, that’s just the construction.

To the girls upset about not having a boyfriend - make an effort.  Talk to a guy. You’ll be surprised how often it works. So quit your kvetching.

To the guy sitting next to me in Shakespeare, you give “flaming liberal” a whole new meaning.

Dear camel toe, leggings are not pants.

To the bike gods … This is the third bike I have had stolen this year. Really?!?

To the guy next to me in lecture with our class roster and facebook up: please stop creeping on the women in our class.

To kvetchers: Is sex all you think about?

To the girl smuggling 3 stuffed animals in her backpack. You’re either insane or my new best friend.

Why are you wearing Chacos? You’re not trudging through the rainforest, and you’re not forging through a river. You’re walking to class.

To the DMV worker at University Mall: I know you hate your life but do you really have to take it out on me and my car registration?

Dear new UNC couples: there is a fine line between cute and me wanting to throw things at you.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to dthedit@gmail.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’