kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Did the smoke monster leave the “Lost” island and invade South Campus? Oh wait, that’s just the construction.
To the girls upset about not having a boyfriend - make an effort. Talk to a guy. You’ll be surprised how often it works. So quit your kvetching.
To the guy sitting next to me in Shakespeare, you give “flaming liberal” a whole new meaning.
Dear camel toe, leggings are not pants.
To the bike gods … This is the third bike I have had stolen this year. Really?!?
To the guy next to me in lecture with our class roster and facebook up: please stop creeping on the women in our class.
To kvetchers: Is sex all you think about?
To the girl smuggling 3 stuffed animals in her backpack. You’re either insane or my new best friend.
Why are you wearing Chacos? You’re not trudging through the rainforest, and you’re not forging through a river. You’re walking to class.
To the DMV worker at University Mall: I know you hate your life but do you really have to take it out on me and my car registration?
Dear new UNC couples: there is a fine line between cute and me wanting to throw things at you.
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