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Sunday June 4th

Kvetching board for May 27, 2010


v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Did the smoke monster leave the “Lost” island and invade South Campus? Oh wait, that’s just the construction.

To the girls upset about not having a boyfriend - make an effort.  Talk to a guy. You’ll be surprised how often it works. So quit your kvetching.

To the guy sitting next to me in Shakespeare, you give “flaming liberal” a whole new meaning.

Dear camel toe, leggings are not pants.

To the bike gods … This is the third bike I have had stolen this year. Really?!?

To the guy next to me in lecture with our class roster and facebook up: please stop creeping on the women in our class.

To kvetchers: Is sex all you think about?

To the girl smuggling 3 stuffed animals in her backpack. You’re either insane or my new best friend.

Why are you wearing Chacos? You’re not trudging through the rainforest, and you’re not forging through a river. You’re walking to class.

To the DMV worker at University Mall: I know you hate your life but do you really have to take it out on me and my car registration?

Dear new UNC couples: there is a fine line between cute and me wanting to throw things at you.

Send your one-to-two sentence entries to, subject line ‘kvetch.’

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