v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To Morrison Basketball girl: We miss your scantily clad basketball skills. Things just haven’t been the same without you.
Campus tour guide: “and this is Lenoir, one of our two dining halls. If I were to take a date here, I’d call it ‘len-wah.’” Yeah, and if I were your date, I’d leave.
Kvetching Compadres: You don’t HAVE to start every kvetch with “To the drunk girl” or “Dear so-and-so”. You do all that complaining about frat fashions and slutty sorority girls, and YOU’RE the ones without any style.
Dear all 1st floor residents: Please keep in mind that many buildings have walkways in front of them, so close your blinds while having sex.
To the GDI kvetching about jorts: Those are pledges, not hipsters
Dear Ex-Boyfriend, Now that we’re officially over I guess it’s a good time to tell you that your fratty bro best friend is great in bed. ;)
To the girl at the P2P stop that drunkenly told me all about her sexual exploitations and made me pinky promise not to tell anyone…sorry, I broke my promise.
To the girl who wrote the letter about the kvetching board being “sexist”: Can you please go make me a sandwich?