Fratastic boys … Last time I checked we weren’t on a golf course. And to quell your curiosity … No, the visor does not make you look good, rather signals douchebaggery and premature balding.
Hey FSU, at least you still got the hottest QB in college football.
To the girl on Stephens Street who purposefully had my car towed after giving me permission to park there: I would say karma is a bitch, but it looks like it already got your face.
To the girl in media law, maybe if you quit whining so much, you’d get invited to people’s parties.
To the girl who said, “SMITE THE ISRAELITES!” in my Biblical Hebrew class, why are you here?!
To the really cute girl who said “I love you” when I backed out of Cobb deck, leaving a space for you. You can park at my place anytime!
I’m kinda digging this warmer winter. It further delays the day where all the girls here take their Uggs out of the closet.
Drug lords: hanging out at the most popular bars is not the way to keep a low profile.
To dance marathon, is there like something going on? Are you guys like having some sort of event or something?
To the short skirts in the cold weather, your persistence is respected.
Dear Thom Pain, meet me in Bingham 2nd floor next Thursday at 8. Told you I could do better than just texting.
Reason I hate Housing #743: The sprinkler in my room is in my closet. Housing actually wants me to burn to death.
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