kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the boy making my sandwich at Alpine: There is a fine line between being funny and completely insensitive. Guess which one making fun of my stuttering problem by asking me if I wanted a “puh-puh-pickle” would be under?
To the guy wearing cargo jorts: Didn’t your mom ever tell you that two wrongs don’t make a right?
Getting your mug shot on the front page of the DTH — Total frat move.
Dear Sherlock Holmes, Good luck solving the case of where I dumped the clothes you left in my room. Truly yours, Sexy Firefighter
To my suitemate: Next time you piss your boyfriend’s bed (while still in your Halloween costume), please don’t hang the dripping skirt you borrowed on my doorknob.
To my suitemates: Quit writing kvetches about me peeing my boyfriend’s bed while I’m sitting right to next to you. The joke was over once I washed the sheets.
Sweatshirts are out, winter has come. All of us fellas sure are glum. But only four months until elation, and the end of hi-boob-ernation.
Dear DTH, on behalf of all participants of HvZ, !#&@ you.
