kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Of all departments faced with budget cuts, Econ is hit the hardest. Oh the irony.
To the guy who wrote to the entire listserv about an “abnormal growth” on his “sensitive part,” next time please make up a less embarrassing excuse to get an extension on your schoolwork.
I’d like to commend the Office of Diversity and Multicultural Affairs. For once, I’m a racial minority at Carolina. Sincerely, your friendly WASP.
As soon as I graduate, the kvetch board falls to pieces. Sadly, this also mimics my ability to find drunken girls at bar close.
To the girl who kvetched last week that females at UNC ask themselves “where are all the babes” in reverse all year: What does that even mean? You ask yourself “babes the all are where?”
Why does the RHRC change from a paradise of young beauties to a dungeon of meatheads during the summer term?
To the student who used ‘freshman’ in a kvetch last week: forget gender neutral language, use ‘first year’ for the sake of Harry Potter.
To the douche freshman in last week’s kvetch: you’ll fit right in with the rest of the Greek system. Good job.
