kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Dear Advanced Calculus TA, prove to me why we are submitting 5 or 6 lengthy homework problems every 2 days if only 3 of them are graded… it’s a cruel, cruel summer.
To the girl who started the take-home exam essay for our 9:45 a.m. class at 8:00 a.m.: Respect.
To the girl who made out with my friend on Saturday because, “he was the only one who hadn’t passed out:” Get your life together.
Was there actually a letter to the editor about shorts?
To the guy yelling right outside of my window at 1 a.m., I’m really sorry that your friend slept with your girlfriend, but screaming “f**k you” at him 1,000 times isn’t doing anything except keeping me awake.
Definition of “creepy worker:” a man with darker skin than yours who checks out what you’ve propped up to display to the entire world while he is sweating to earn an honest living while you are jiggling about in your quest to land a lawyer-to-be with your “Mrs” degree.
Just because I am from New Jersey doesn’t mean my Facebook wall needs to blow up every time the words “cargo” and “shorts” are used in the same sentence.
Boston Brah: the good news is that I doubt the adversity you’re sensing is personal; the bad news is that we certainly discriminate against people who use poor grammar. And we do breathe freely, thank you very much.
