kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the guy in the bathroom orgasming about “cake,” either go on a diet or get help for your drug addiction.
Don’t flatter yourself: I wasn’t whistling at you, I just have Tourette’s.
Dear outside world: Not all Carolina a cappella groups kick out members with homosexual urges. Take the Clef Hangers, for instance.
No matter what people say about the DTH, it makes an excellent umbrella.
Old Lenoir: lines are too long, get sandwich instead. New Lenoir: can’t find anything, get sandwich instead.
The first day of CTOPS should have a session called “Listservs: Don’t reply to them or we will all hate you”.
Do you ever see people riding across campus on a Ripstick and think to yourself, “Dang, I wish I was that cool”? Yeah, me neither.
Matthew 21: 31-32: Jesus said to them, ‘The tax collectors and the prostitutes are going into the Kingdom of God ahead of you, but the gay people will NOT be allowed to sing in your a cappella group.’
To my roommate: I borrowed your chastity ring … Good thing you don’t need it.