kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To all the ladies wearing leggings as pants: Y’all know you look good, so go ahead and do your thing. Haters gonna hate.
Dear “Business Journalism” majors: Just because you spend your weekends hanging out with Chris Roush at Bobs doesn’t make you part of the B-school. You can go update your Twitter now.
Ninety-nine percent of the world’s statistics are made up on the spot. #OccupySomewhereElse
To the mystery person who left a quote from Dostoevsky’s “The Double” on my dorm room’s wall: If you’re female, I will marry you. If you’re not, we can work something out.
The economy is so bad that even Apple is losing Jobs.
Dear UL, midterms make me suicidal enough without seeing the title “Please Kill Me” in huge letters on a book in the stacks. #literaturethesedays
To the guy I tried to run over on Manning Drive: Your jumping abilities ruined my day.
To freshmen girls who still have profile pictures up from the summer — that was sooo 10 pounds ago.