kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Poli professor, when teaching about the Rwandan Genocide in the future, don’t say that you’re “butchering” the pronunciation.
Thanks, Wikipedia, for making it acceptable to black out on a Wednesday.
Dear Professor, sorry the paper I just submitted says “DON’T FORGET A TITLE THIS TIME, STUPID” on top. Just skip that part. Sincerely, my life is a joke.
Hey professor, the Facebook profile picture of you in a bikini is public. Are you tenured?
What’s worse than being a ginger, having a girl turn you down and question your manhood in a newspaper? Not having a soul.
That awkward moment when you realize that you use that phrase to describe almost every situation and are in desperate need of a thesaurus to expand your vocabulary.
To the loud typer sitting beside me in Econ 101, I’m considering the opportunity cost of throwing your Lenovo on the floor.
Dear UNC, Can we just go ahead and call James Michael McAdoo “The Big Mac” please? It would make this fatty happy.
To the girls walking around campus in UGG boots and track shorts in the middle of winter: STOP IT. You look like a cold mess.