Look’s like I know which library I’m studying in for finals.
Thanks DTH. Now the whole world and my mother know what I’m doing when I go to “study in Davis.”
Scream-laughing sorority girls in Davis: Your carrel is not soundproof. Congrats, the entire 5th floor now knows all about your sex life.
I’m a female at a school with a 60:40 ratio. May the odds be never in my favor.
The disappointment when you realize that bowl of candy your RA left out is actually condoms.
To the guy wearing a Gandalf t-shirt while playing Quidditch: Why don’t you just carry a lightsaber while you’re at it?
To the white beetle-hater, haven’t you ever heard of Kevin Bacon? Cut loose, foot loose and kick yourself in the face.
To the atheists in the Pit trying to convert people to their anti-religion group : You’re doing it wrong.
To the girl who kvetched about Julius Caesar last week: I’m one of those studs and I will see you after the show. Et tu, baby?
To the guy sitting on the toilet in the union bathroom laughing hysterically at stand up comedy on his phone: That’s the funniest sh–t I’ve heard in a while.
To the guy in Venable who was using a pencil to erase something on his big toenail… What?
I can’t be the only person who automatically types “facebook.com” no matter what site I’m trying to go to.
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To the person who removed the rolls of toilet paper out of ALL of the bathroom stalls in the psychology building: Is this some sort of social psych experiment?
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